Falta todo

Ya falta todo. Ya no existe el sonido de tu sonrisa, ni el timbre de tu voz, ni la agitación al reír. Ya ni siquiera está la dicha de ver un puntico tornarse verde en mi pantalla. Ya ni siquiera estás, como algo que llegó y se fue sin más ni más. Como algo que nunca existió.

Y esa ausencia hace un hueco enorme. Porque en el fondo yo sé que sí existió. Porque sí fue real.

At times La Fiera Humana might sound cruel, but La Fiera Humana is always sensitive.

Escrito por "La Fiera Humana" el Martes 16 de Julio del 2013.

The Fuck Score

When you recall your sexual experiences and try to assess how good or bad a specific girl was in bed, you get the feeling that perhaps she was awesome, then one week later you say "no no, she wasn't that good", or maybe one month later you think she was probably among your best. The same thing happens when you compare two women that you fornicated with, and suddenly it looks like a tie, but another day there is a clear winner. One day you wake up thinking that one was definitely a better fuck, then the next hour you think it was the other one. And it is all so subjective, because invariably there are some feelings involved plus the charisma of the girls and the good moments you used to have together. All that gets in the middle and suddenly there is no objective way to evaluate the pure sex performer in her.

That's how I created the Fuck Score. Finally and objective way to measure how good or bad a woman is in bed. Let's stop all the subjectivity once and for all and finally put numbers to work into this important matter. Of course this score is not all it takes to have a good and fulfilling relationship with someone. But given the importance that is given to sex these days, only a few would argue the usability of the Fuck Score System.

It's all pretty simple, with our goal being to rate a woman with a score from 0 to 100. The higher the better. Note: In order to estimate an accurate score you need at least 5 sex sessions to properly evaluate her in all the aspects.

Without further ado:

1- Physical attractiveness (10 points). Yes, I know being attractive does not mean you are a good fuck, but it certainly helps. Even if she is a cold stone in bed, if she is an 8 or a 9 you will at least feel the inspiration to devour her. Keep in mind that a 10 should be something exceptional in this scale, only reserved for the Scarlett Johanssons of the world. And a 0 would be a manly, hairy tomboy with acne, bad smell and 50 pounds overweight.

2- Sexual seduction technique (8 points). If she displays an irresistible degree of femininity. If she is able to provoke your darkest desires even though you were feeling awfully tired. If she likes to seduce you, I don't care if it is dancing naked in front of you, talking dirty, posing in sexy positions while whispering words in your ear. Whatever turns you on. If she is able to make it irresistible to want to possess her, then that's an 8. A 4 would be someone that is not so feminine and at the same time willingly participates in this exercise only from time to time. Zero is for someone that has no idea how to seduce a man when she is horny and he is not and wouldn't do it even if her life depended on it.

3- Easy to get wet. Natural horniness displayed towards you (7 points). Does she get wet easily? Is her libido naturally elevated or easy to provoke? A very wet pussy with little effort means a woman with sexual appetite. Always a good sign for the next minutes to come. She gets all 7 points if she is naturally wet even without your touch, by only feeling your presence and thinking about the remote possibility of sex. If she is naturally hard to get wet, and it takes 10 minutes of hard work to do it every time, then her appetite is prone to diminish throughout the intercourse action and her interest in sex, or probably in you is not that high.

4- Oral sex technique (7 points).  If she always wants to do it to you, if she feels sex and her life is incomplete without her fellatioing you. If she just goes there every time, even without your permission. If your cock never feels her teeth. If she knows how to make it softly, aggressively, roughly, all the styles. If she is able to make you come in less than 3 minutes using only her mouth and tongue, she gets the maximum here. Zero would be the one that pulls your balls irresponsibly, makes your cock remember the existence of her teeth constantly and never wants to do it, but you have to beg her.

5- Body movement in female dominant positions (8 points). She moves delightfully well in positions such as cow girl and reverse cow girl. Well means she looks very feminine and screws your brain and self control. I can't describe it better than this because what you consider well is very personal. But definitely, this aspect is crucial when determining how good a girl is.

6- Body movement in female submissive positions (5 points). Is she still able to shake her waist and butt even in the most physically limited circumstances? Like doggy style or missionary? If so, that's a total bonus.

7- Anal sex (10 points). Nothing better for a man than having two holes available with different features. Obviously an important aspect that shows versatility in the specimen. 10 points is for the girl who feels any sex session is incomplete without an anal component. She is highly skilled and genuinely enjoys her self while at it. She eagerly asks you for it without you even mentioning the subject. 5 points would be for a girl that is able to do it, but doesn't really enjoy it, she just does it to please you and makes you stop from time to time as she is not entirely comfortable. Zero is for someone who is totally closed to the idea.

8- Enjoyment of a wide range of sex styles (7 points). Doing it always the same way can result in boring sex in the long term. If she is able to have passionate sex, romantic sex, rough sex and enjoy them all, that will definitely make her a better fuck. If you are into BDSM and all that stuff, you can add that too.

9- Willingness to explore new ideas and positions (7 points). Because of the variety component that we as humans need. A higher score for the girl that is always willing to explore new ideas and positions even though they are gymnastically demanding.

10- Moaning quality (5 points). Does it sound natural? Is her moaning sincere? is it feminine? Does her moaning make you weaker and closer to the no return point?

11- Talk quality during sex (5 points). Sex cannot be silent. And some oral interaction is desirable. It is a total bonus when she is able to smile during sex, talk, whisper things or actively participate in dirty talk.

12- FFM Threesome fantasying (8 points). As the male ultimate fantasy (and that of many women too) the level of eroticism in the relationship skies rocket when she fantasizes about FFM threesomes and genuinely enjoys the idea with you. Obviously there can be rules (such as you not penetrating the female guest). But the point is: is your girl willing to live that experience? And live the threesome as a gift to herself and not to you? Does she get horny discussing the possibility? An 8 is only achievable when the girl meets all the criteria but at the same time has already participated in at least one and knows she likes it. 6 or 7 is for the girl who totally admits how much she would like it and is totally up for it but hasn't participated just yet. 4 would be for someone who likes to fantasize about it but would leave it as a fantasy. 2 points is for a girl that rejects the idea when talking to you but gets wet while watching an FFM threesome in a porn film. Zero is for the one who believes you are an immoral and you are inevitably going to hell for having these sinful thoughts.

13- Porn friendliness (7 points). Porn is a nice tool to spice things up in a relationship and therefore a plus if the girl watches porn. In order to achieve a high score she inevitably needs to enjoy not only any kind of porn, but also lesbian porn. In the middle of the scale is a 4 or a 3 for the girl who enjoys it from time to time but is not totally willing to enjoy female to female interaction or at least not all the time.

14- Openness to sexual toys (3 points). She purchases them her self. She gives them to you as a gift. She is brave enough to go to the sex shop alone. That's a 3.

15- Availability per scenery (3 points). Is she limited to the bedroom? Or is she willing to do it in other spaces like a public washroom, your balcony etc? 


Because it is all personal, obviously tastes and scores are different even for the same girl. For example a woman can be a solid 80 points performer for male A but a poor 60 point performer for male B. For example she might be more naturally horny towards male A, which would cause individual A to rate her higher in aspect number 3 (Easy to get wet), where individual B would give her a lower score. But that's fine because everyone is entitled to this own opinion when it comes to evaluating how good  a fuck someone is.

This system makes perfect sense, and now looking back, it is the reason why it became hard in the past to forget some particular girls. Back then I didn't know with scientific numbers. But now, I realize that a girl with a Fuck Score (FS) above 75 is a solid performer. Someone you won't easily forget. I have never had a 90 FS girl. But that's fine, because I can honestly say 75 makes me pretty happy. And besides, it is good to have room for improvement. A girl between 50 and 70 is a normal, average performer, which you will eventually forget with ease. And at the other end of the spectrum is the poor performer, bellow 40 which you will never forget but for the wrong reasons.

The number of points you allocate per aspect is totally personal, based on your priorities. This means you can (and maybe should) tweak this system and make it your own.

And again my friends, the FS is just one component of the relationship. In order to truly evaluate the potential of a relationship you need to measure some other stats, such as the Bitchiness+Annoyance Level (BAL) which deserves a whole post for itself. But a low BAL is desirable. A girl with a high FS and low BAL is a pleasure to be with. Therefore, the FS/BAL ratio would be a final number to rate a girl more accurately including stuff other than sex. The higher the FS/BAL ratio, the better the girl will be.

Now, go evaluate your partners, and analyze the FS results! You will be surprised because you will finally be able to answer the complicated and up to now subjective question: who was better in bed? and how much better?

Escrito el Sabado 13 de Julio por "La Fiera Humana"

Por qué follamos?

No, no es por qué follamos tú y yo. Ni yo u otra persona en particular. Me refiero en sentido general a las personas. Por qué follamos los seres humanos? y por qué lo hacemos indiscriminadamente? Esta interrogante lleva dándome vueltas en la cabeza hace días porque por más que lo pienso el sexo en el fondo es una jodedera!

Imaginemos un mundo en el que el sexo no existe. Cero. Nada. Resetea tu mente y hazte la idea que nunca lo conociste.

-No existiría un mejor amante que otro. Nadie sería mejor que nadie.

-Los hombres no se engancharían con una mujer porque haga mejor el sexo que otra. Lo mismo le pasaría a las mujeres. No se engancharían con un hombre por el mero hecho de que él las cargue en sus brazos de pie mientras lo hacen.

-La relación no se deterioraría tras el decaimiento de la pasión.

-Tu pareja no se molestaría porque hoy no estás con ganas y ella/él sí.

-Los hombres no andarían preocupandose por el tamaño de su pene, las mujeres no se preocuparían por el de sus tetas.

-Se reducirían las traiciones y heridas. Se traiciona a la pareja, fundamentalmente por deseos sexuales y no por deseos sentimentales. Nadie dice "Ay tengo deseos sentimentales por Henrik". O sea se traiciona por sexo.

Claro comprendo que las personas que lo sepan hacer con calidad se sentirán afectadas al sentir que el sexo es para ellos una ventaja comparativamente con el resto de la población. Pero NO!! Yo por ejemplo lo hago con calidad, pero aún así reconozco que es una jodedera la existencia del sexo en sí.

Y cuando uno analiza por que follamos? Pues lo hacemos por varias razones, y muchas veces no es por puro deseo, que es en un final como único deberia ser.

Follamos porque:

1- Al pasar el 3er o 4to día sin actividad sentimos presión moral para con la pareja.

2- Follamos porque es una competencia de manada. Te enteras de que todo el mundo está follando a diestra y siniestra y sientes la presión de tu tambien hacerlo porque "no estas viviendo bien la vida. To the fullest."

3- Follamos por aliviar soledad espiritual. Y el sexo muestra no ser buena medicina para este caso. Todo lo contrario.

4- Follamos para procrear. Ni 20 coitos in a lifetime son invertidos en esta empresa.

5- 100% puro deseo animal adolescente. La menor parte del tiempo.

Y es cierto que es muy rico. Y muchos dirán "ahora sí te fundiste, quieres que no exista el sexo!!!" pues USTEDES mis queridos quesudos lectores, ya lo conocen. Y saben lo rico que es. Pero imaginénse que nunca lo hubiesen conocido. A lo mejor el mayor placer de la vida sería limpiarse la oreja con un palillo de algodón, o comerse un buen bistec de cerdo, o hablar de política con tu novia. En todo caso se priorizarían más los valores personales y el carisma, y el nutrirse mentalmente. Y desaparecerían sandeces como el reguetón. La sociedad por deducción sería más sana e inteligente.

Lo cierto es que el sexo es rico, lo es, no he dicho que no. PERO te hace infeliz al no tenerlo. Y luego cuando lo tienes garantizado y frecuente te aburre al rato, creándote presiones que te vuelven infeliz. Si pudieras amar a tu pareja, enamorarte y sentirte pleno con cero sexo, es decir a base de pura personalidad y valores habrían menos conflictos y guerras en el mundo.

Pero en fin,....la gente, (y yo incluido), seguirá follando, por una razón o por otra. Y 1 de cada 10 palos será bueno en este mundo, los otros 9 ocurrirán motivos que no son los que la naturaleza más basica exige y crearán problemas.

Singuen compañeros, pero tengan todo esto en cuenta y no se sientan tristes en esos días en que por alguna razón no puedan disfrutar del buen sexo. Y si decides o puedes hacerlo, por favor hazlo con calidad, sino no vale la pena y es mejor ni hacerlo.

Escrito el Viernes 5 de Julio por “La Fiera Humana”.