Thursday, March 16, 2017

Sex is the problem!

After a huge hiatus, La Fiera is back.
La Fiera is usually more inspired and creative during shitty periods in his life, so being inundated by overwhelming happiness over the last year kept him away from this blog.

Since I'm back, you can bet the old moods returned.

So, sex is not the solution. Sex is the problem!


- If sex didn't exist we wouldn't be unfaithful. Just a bunch of cool dudes and gals who never feel the need to cheat, or add variety to their lives. No cheating = less suffering, fewer families broken.

- Nobody would feel frustrated by having experimented too little, or having burned "stages" in their lives. No frustration.

- No betrayal among horny, insatiable friends lusting after your hot girlfriend. More healthy friendships in the world.

- No broken marriages twenty years later when she suddenly materializes her lesbian tendencies. Keeping the family unit intact.

- No dissatisfaction. She wouldn't feel bad comparing the current lover's skills with those of the previous one. He, on the other hand, wouldn't judge her by her sexual prowess or her fuck score. (Read : The Fuck Score). But only by her ability to be a good, likable person.

- Easiness to forget failed relationships. Relationships would still fail: there are always bitchy attitudes that just can't be handled, but it would be easy to move on without remembering how good sex used to be with him or her. Do you think people can't forget a person because of how good a cook he was? or how well she cleaned the house? yeah, that may has some influence, but come on, don't kid yourself.

- No more predatory behaviors such as rape, or worse, priests molesting little kids.

- No more scandals (Clinton, Schwarzenegger, my Physics teacher). Leading politicians to fewer distractions, teachers to do better jobs, and the press to focus on more important matters.

- No more porn addiction in the world. Fewer weirdos.

- No more computer viruses, obtained from abusive porn watching habits.

- No more Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Huge save of tax payers money.

- No LGBT problems and dilemmas. Yahooooo! No differentiation between humans. No discrimination based on sexual orientation.

So, there you have it. Imagine how peaceful and prosperous a world without sex would be.
Doesn't it look nice?
Wouldn't it be nice to live in such an idyllic paradise? almost without jealousy, few broken marriages, kids growing up in healthy environments alongside both mom and Dad?
Wouldn't you want that?
Who wouldn't want that?

on the other hand..............
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Coño es tan rico! (cuando se hace bien of course)
Fuck the world, society and idyllic paradises!
It's not worth it.
The status quo works! And that's why despite all the problems that physical sex entails, not a single politician makes proposals about its elimination. They are horny people too, plus no society would support those dudes and duddettes either, so it would be their political demise. We're all just beasts deep down inside. We're all Fieras Humanas.

Escrito por "La Fiera Humana" el Jueves 16 de Marzo del 2017.






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